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Do not use a python as a boa

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Attempting to capture a python by wrapping it around your neck is probably not a good idea... The story as reported in the Guardian:

A security guard has been killed by a python near a luxury hotel on Indonesia's resort island of Bali.

The incident happened around 3am on Friday as the 4.5-metre (15ft) python was crossing a road near the Bali Hyatt hotel, said Agung Bawa, an assistant security manager at the hotel, which is closed for renovations until 2015.

The victim, Ambar Arianto Mulyo, a 59-year-old security guard at a nearby restaurant, had offered to help capture the snake, which had been spotted several times before near the hotel, in the Sanur area.

Mulyo managed to secure the snake's head and tail and put it on his shoulders, but the python wrapped itself around his body and strangled him to death, Bawa said.

People watching the incident were unable to help and called the police, who came but failed to save the man. The python escaped into nearby bushes, and police were still searching for it.

"It happened so fast," Bawa said. "We were sad because we could not do anything to help him."

Submitted on 12/27/2013

Submitted by: Les Brown
Reference: theguardian.com, Friday 27 December 2013

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Bruce said:
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Pythons are rather commonplace in parts of Indonesia, and a 15-foot wild python isn't the sort of thing you should antagonize. The guard certainly should have known better. Thanks, Les!


Candi said:
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...he deliberately put in on his shoulders? As in, by his neck and chest? Thanks, Les!


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