Yes, someone actually did that--with his reproductive organs, no less! The London Fire Brigade would not reveal the name of the Honorable Mention contender, but they did "urge common sense" after the incident, so apparently the man's reproductive organs got stuck in the toaster through his own stupidity and not some unfortunate circumstance.

Read more: http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2013/10/07/London-firefighters-urge-common-sense-after-penis-freed-from-toaster/UPI-53411381182698/#ixzz2n1HwoO75

Submitted on 12/09/2013

Submitted by: Perfectly Anonymous
Reference: London firefighters urge 'common sense' after penis freed from toaster; LONDON, October 7 (UPI)

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Candi said:
Definitely Toss: Lacks Excellence
According to the story, this and other issues concerning a lack of thought are surprisingly common. Plus, none of them say Darwin to me. The other moderators may differ. Thanks anyway, and submit again!

Bruce said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
I think the penis-in-a-toaster is worthy of an HM. If the toaster was operational then the victim certainly could have ended up effectively removed from the gene pool. Thanks!

James said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
I will go with Bruce here. It seems that, instead of seeking further enlightenment, SOME people are looking for further animal pleasure. A toaster??? This fellow was lucky indeed!!!!

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