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2013 October Slush Pile

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but still awaiting Darwin's "final selection".

Stories Ranked by Vote

Near-death to clear death 7.7 (37 votes)

I don't need no stinking wirecutter 7.7 (39 votes)

Luftwaffe Lackwit 7.6 (40 votes)

Risking Life for Beer 7.1 (18 votes)

No Tresspassing! 6.2 (13 votes)

Live cable thief in hospital 6.1 (8 votes)

To Bag or Not to Bag 5.9 (14 votes)

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