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Rednecks and crazy glue

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My uncle was out splitting wood when he had a little accedent, he chopped off his own finger. now at this point most normal people will have gone to the hospital. but no, he simply went back to the house, got a bit of crazy glue and glued his finger back on.

but is this the first time this has done something like this, nope. his misadventures have included shooting himself falling off a barn roof getting hit by a run away tractor getting attcked by a bull and crashing into a tree at 70 miles an hour ona motercycle.

now this uncle has yet to make the ultimate sacrifice for the darwin awards, but it will only be a matter of time.

Submitted on 09/24/2013

Submitted by: Kris Upton
Reference: 2009/november/19

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Bruce said:
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Super gluing a severed finger back on? That's a new one for me! Thanks, Kris.

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