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D.W.I A.H.S.

2013 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance

A man and woman are lucky they are still alive.

The driver was drunk while driving and having sex with the woman. He ended up crashing and the woman was thrown from the ford and was found naked. He tried to flee but a witness took his keys. He ran from police and was found behind a cactus!

The woman had deep cuts but was in stable condition when she was sent to the hospitable.

Submitted on 08/19/2013

Submitted by: mark
Reference: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/29/luis-briones-drove-drunk_n_3353382.html

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Bruce said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
Since both were obviously active participants in this caper I think it's appropriate to honer them both with an HM. Thanks, Mark!

Candi said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
How do you even... Thanks, Mark!

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