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Ice Dining

2013 Reader Submission
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A group of american tourists set up a table on an ice floe. The ice floe was blown away from the shore during dinner and was 33 feet away. Fortunately one was able to leap to the coast to get help.

Submitted on 05/21/2013

Submitted by: Dwight Causey
Reference: http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/tourists-rescued-dining-ice-floe-190711693.html

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Bruce said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
Unbelievable. I wonder how we would have learned about them if that one person hadn't managed to scramble to shore. Thanks, Dwight!

Candi said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
There are *no* words. Thanks, Dwight!

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