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Invasive Species

2013 Reader Submission
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A man in china had to drive to the hospital to get a live swamp eel removed from inside him. He inserted the 20 inch swamp eel into his rectum after seeing it performed in an adult film. The eel was removed alive after it had chewed into the mans colon.

Submitted on 04/09/2013

Submitted by: Dwight Causey
Reference: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/09/eel-removed-from-man-stuck-colon-photo_n_3046785.html?utm_h

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Bruce said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
Remember, folks, movies are fiction. Just because you see somebody do something on the big screen doesn't mean you should go try it yourself!

Candi said:
Definitely Toss: Honorable Mention
Oh heck yeah. Thanks Dwight!

James said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
I think Candi meant to keep this one. If not, hell, I certainly do!!! Anyway, I imagine this was quite painful...! Thanks, Dwight!

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