Maybe the worst part in this story is that our superzero, a 35 year-old lecturer at the Moscow University, has contaminated his OWN FRIEND deliberately in order to render him, well... immortal. In addition to all the material he got exposed to, we can mention a lovely trip to Chernobyl for the now well-assumed goal to get as contaminated as possible.

"In Soviet Russia, immortality kills you!"

Submitted on 03/25/2013

Submitted by: Jérémy R.
Reference: Russia Today (http://rt.com/news/russian-man-radiation-immortal-828/). March 25th, 2013

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Bruce said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
It sounds like the exposed friend was a willing participant who even visited Chernobyl to try to absorb even more radiation. That's a winner in my book! Thanks, Jérémy.

Candi said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
Someone's been watching way too many movies and not reading enough tropes or Science. Thanks, Jeremy!

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