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exotic dancer dies after fall

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A 22-year-old exotic dancer has died one week after she was injured in a fall from a second-floor balcony while performing at a club in Cleveland.

MetroHealth Medical Center confirmed the death of Lauren Block of Richmond Heights on Wednesday.

The hospital relayed a family statement expressing appreciation for the community’s support and prayers and efforts to save her life.

A witness told police the woman was dancing for him early on Jan. 2 when she tried to perform a move or jump and fell over the rail head first at Christie’s Cabaret near downtown.

Calls to the club went unanswered Wednesday morning.

Submitted on 01/10/2013

Submitted by: kilo3/6
Reference: News Herald, Thursday, January 10, 2013

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Bruce said:
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We already received a submission of this story stating the woman was in critical condition. This now confirms that she's in the running for a DA. Thanks for the update!

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