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Zorb! The Ski Ball.

2013 Reader Submission
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"This is a weird sport, and the pictures of the gigantic inflatable ball are hilarious, but it was a paid activity at a ski park and the participants had reason, therefore, to consider it safe. Therefore, the decision to take part in the inflatable-ball ride was not stupid, and the deceased win no awards. Thanks for the submission!"
ORIGINAL SUBMISSION:

2013/01/03, Dombay Ski Resort, Karachay-Cherkessia, Russia.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASPgOv7GL7o http://mreporter.ru/reports/23307

Two young men decided to tempt fate by rolling down a ski-slope strapped to the inside of a water ball in the Karachay-Cherkessia region of Russia.

Common sense would have dictated that it was a probably not too clever an idea to roll down a mountain, tied to the inside of an out-of-control ball in such a way that you had neither control of the ball nor any way of loosening yourself if something bad happened.

Needless to say, the catchers at the end of the ski slope didn't manage to catch them on the way past, and the ball continued the call of gravity, off the edge of the slope and over a precipice where it disappeared from view, taking its hapless occupants with it.

Subsequent reports suggested one dead and the other critically injured in hospital.

Submitted on 01/07/2013

Submitted by: Nick Hilliard
Reference: http://mreporter.ru/reports/23307

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Candi said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
Oh.... so they both entered a big plastic unarmored ball and *rolled down a ski slope*? Dear frigging... Thanks, Nick!


Shadow said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
Wow, just Wow... bad idea, that certainly went bad! Thanks Nick!


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