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Dealth a Weak Hand

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December 18, 2012: Rajiv Gaur, executive president of a major Indian power company, was in too much of a hurry as he tried to board the train at the Mandi-Bamora station in central India. Gaur could not find his own reserved compartment and tried to board an empty one. This compartment was actually not meant for passengers, but was being shunted between stations. However, the short stoppage of the train at Mandi-Bamora and Gaur’s apparent hurry made him cling to the door handle of the locked compartment, along with baggage, as the train took off.

Finding himself in a dire strait that few outside of Hollywood westerns can adequately cope with, Gaur tried to yell for someone to open the door. As the compartment was empty, no one heard Gaur’s pleas. Gaur clung to the door for dear life for almost ten minutes before he lost his grip and plummeted to death.

Consequently, cops put the blame on Gaur’s weak hand from a previous injury, railway authorities suspended the station master for negligence, and the power company’s stocks hit an all-time low.

Submitted on 12/21/2012

Submitted by: Madhura Sukalikar
Reference: Times of India Bhopal Edition, 18 Dec 2012

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Bruce said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
Although I'm usually the first to toss train-related stories as being too common I think this one is unique enough to qualify. This guy apparently managed to hang onto the side of a train, Hollywood-movie-style, for 8 kilometers before he hit a pole alongside the train tracks. I don't think we've had a train-related story quite like that. Thanks, Madhura! For the other moderators: http://indiatoday.intoday.in/story/rajeev-gaur-jaypee-power-venture-limited-southern-express/1/238233.html


Candi said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
He had a reserved compartment, and the door to the compartment was locked, but he held on anyway. Ohhhkay...


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