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women stuck between buildings

2012 Reader Submission
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Courtney Mallory, a student at University of Rhode Island was found stuck between two buildings at one in the morning, stuck at two feet in the air. She appeared to be intoxicated at the time she was found. In a phone interview later she denied walking off either building. Witness statements corroborate this. They say she was just trying to cut through an alley. This alley between the two buildings was just 8 inches wide.

Submitted on 11/11/2012

Submitted by: Dwight Causey
Reference: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/10/courtney-malloy-stuck-buildings-rescued_n_2109487.html?utm_

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Bruce said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
Drunk or not, an 8 inch wide alley simply does not make for a viable shortcut. Thanks, Dwight!

Candi said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
Seriously!?!

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