Charles Darwin's Darwin Awards 
HOME
Darwin Awards
At-Risk Survivors
Slush Pile
2012 November Slush
Attempt to steal elevator cable
Kayacking a hurricane
man run over by farm equipment
women stuck between buildings
Almost Crossbow lobotomy
Older Slush 
 
~ Random Story ~
Email Alert!
NEW! Gift Shop
Rules – Search
Contact Darwin
Submit a Story
Philosophy Forum
Home

  

Darwin Awards
2012 Slush Pile

This item was recently submitted by a reader.
Should I include it in the archive?
Vote to tell me what *you* think!

man run over by farm equipment

2012 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance

A man that was traveling by bus decided to take a nap 3 rows deep in a Montana. This happens to be harvest season. A farmer harvesting later that day felt his combine hit something. He then turned the machine off and heard screaming. The reporting Sheriff commented that the man was lucky to be alive.

Submitted on 11/08/2012

Submitted by: Dwight Causey
Reference: http://news.yahoo.com/man-napping-field-run-over-combine-survives-190557439.html

Copyright © 2012 DarwinAwards.com

Great? 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 0 Awful?
Love it! Hate it!
>> Moderator Scores <<

Candi said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
Wait wait wait... It's harvest time, *and* Montana gets freaking COLD this time of year, and this moron decides to sleep out in the open in a field! And the article says the field was 'on the outskirts of Billings -a sizeable *city*. Good lord. Thanks, Dwight!

Bruce said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
How did this dolt not wake up when he heard the machinery of the combine roaring towards him? Thanks, Dwight!

The Darwin Awards Gift Shop

The Darwin Awards Condom

Keep yourself out of the gene pool!
A condom in a matchbook, useful for emergency contraception, bachelor parties, frat parties, and important rites of passage. LOADED inside and out with funny quotes and stories. Everyone loves this item!
Friends don't let friends reproduce!
$13 for Pack of 4

 

 

Slush Pile
Slush Pile Rejects

HomeRulesFAQsAwardsSlushSite Map
DarwinAward | HonorableMention | PersonalAccount | UrbanLegend