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One flew over the hornets nest

2012 Reader Submission
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Man tried to have "sex with a hornets nest". Got stung 146 times (where of 56 on his thing and jewels) and got swollen up like a blue whale. Very very dead...

Link (in swedish). http://nyheternasverige.com/2012/09/17/forsokte-ha-sex-med-getingbo-avled/

Submitted on 09/20/2012

Submitted by: Mattias Andersson
Reference: Nyheterna Sverige 2012-09-17

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James said:
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I am utterly speechless! This is certainly one of the most bizarre acts I've ever seen in seven years of moderating here at DA! I suppose there's a moral here: a poem written about the sad plight of the insects in the hive received 10,000 likes on Facebook, so I guess I know where everyone's sympathies lie!!! And I am not going to even try and imagine how much that HURT!!! Thanks, Mattias, we have a WINNER here!!!

Candi said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
WHAT WAS THIS GUY THINKING!?! Thanks Matthias!

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