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German killed in playground

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It happened today so I didnt found any english website reporting it yet but it came through the dutch national press agency so I dont expect it to be fake. This is wat happened:

A german in a playground taped himself to a carousel. His friends used a rope attached to a car to get the thing going round extra fast. Ducktape wasn't his friend since after a couple of swirls he flew away and didnt survive.

Submitted on 09/02/2012

Submitted by: Joost
Reference: http://www.nu.nl/buitenland/2899422/duitser-dood-stunt-met-draaimolen.html

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Candi said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
What...? What in the name of sense convinced these guys that this was a good idea!?! Of all the... Thanks Joost!

Bruce said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
Wow. What an incredibly stupid thing to attempt. Thanks, Joost!

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