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Dances with Rottweilers

2012 Reader Submission
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Alternative title : Woman vs. Wild

(9 December 2011, Radonice-nad-Ohri, Czech Republic) As any others dogs, a well-trained and well-educated Rottweiler can prove to be the human's best friend. However, under the accumulation of certain circumstances, it can also be his worst persecutor.

For most people with average IQ, it appears clear to ill-treat dogs by continually beating, abusing and shouting after them in order to raise the said dogs is a bad idea. Add to that the fact to starve them, and totally neglect them and it becomes clear this is pure unconsciousness.

Yet this is exactly what this 60 years old czech woman applied to not less than her 25 Rottweilers ! No mistake, you're just read right : 25 Rotty.

With all these dispositions, raising dogs inside an electrical enclosure or cage far away from family house not seem to be a futile cautions but no matter for this grandma who breed these dangerous dogs at home.

It's no surprise if eventually the tragedy occured during a early morning of December. Between 5am-6am, the woman was slaughtered and devoured by her pack of attack dogs.

The police called by the woman's daughter could only observe the completed work.

"Several dogs attacked their owner around 6am. She died immediately after suffering serious wounds" told the police spokesman Daniel Vitek.

Note that one of the neighbour said he had ignored the woman's screams as the family would often shout at the dogs for barking too loudly... A detail that adds a little more to the patheticness.

All these efforts have been vain to make good dogs, but not totally unproductive as well cause at the end she just obtain her Darwin Award's nomination.

(NOTE TO REVIEWERS : I'm french and not native english speaker, my vocabulary is quite poor to make a good story that's why I give you the matter and let you rewrite the story with a better humouristic way. Don't hesitate to modify/correct it. Thanks by advance and sorry for the work to be done. Enjoy the story ;-) )

* English sources : - http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/czechrepublic/8947791/Czech-woman-mauled-to-death-by-25-Rottweilers.html - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-16122616 * French sources : - http://archives-lepost.huffingtonpost.fr/article/2011/12/10/2657522_une-sexagenaire-tuee-par-une-meute-de-25-rottweilers.html - http://archives.tdg.ch/actu/monde/prague-sexagenaire-tuee-meute-rottweilers-2011-12-09

Submitted on 08/10/2012

Submitted by: A ineligible guy
Reference: 9 December 2011 - BBC News / The Telegraph / Tribune de Genève / Le Post

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James said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
While strictly speaking not QUITE a DA, there's something karmic and definitely cartoony about this woman's demise. It's almost as if the dogs could talk and plotted her downfall...! I will vote to keep it!


Candi said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
This is really gross... but definitely a karmic reward for harming animals.


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