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Fun in the Car

2012 Reader Submission
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So I was driving down the highway one day on the way home in OKC, and I notice the driver in front of me is swerving in and out of the lanes. I mentally note his license plate to report him as a drunk driver. I decide to pass him first, because I don't want to be right behind him when he crashes, and as I pass I notice that he's not drinking anything but doing something else. At first glimpse I thought he's scratching his leg. Then I realize that it's not his leg, and he's not scratching! No wonder he was swerving, the guy was steering with one hand and masturbating with the other! As far as I know he didn't crash, but I'm sure he's a Darwin Award future candidate!

Submitted on 07/07/2012

Submitted by: Crystalyn Cook
Reference: Personal Account 2010

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James said:
Definitely Keep: Personal Account
We rarely get personal accounts of this nature! Thanks, Crystalyn!

Bruce said:
Definitely Keep: Personal Account
For a PA I'll let this pass. My only concern is that if he crashed he could have caused other innocent victims to be injured.

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