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Proof funnel web spiders don't jump
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Darwin Awards
2012 May Slush Pile

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Stories Ranked by Vote

All For A Guinness Collectable 8.2 (29 votes)

Use a Drill Press, not a Tool Bench 8.1 (24 votes)

Don't kick the motorcycle! 8.0 (35 votes)

Errant firework imbeds in Anoka Cou 7.8 (19 votes)

Proof funnel web spiders don't jump 7.7 (42 votes)

smells good 6.5 (21 votes)

feeding the rabid cat meat ny hand 6.4 (19 votes)

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