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Copper thief electrocuted.

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MEMPHIS, TN -

(WMC-TV) - MLGW employees discovered the body of a man who appeared to have been electrocuted on their property Saturday.

Employees were dispatched to the substation at 1630 Menager after reports of an electrical problem there. They located the victim and called police just before noon Saturday.

Employees also noticed that 300 feet of copper wire was missing.

Officers believe the victim was in his 50's.

Substations are routinely gated and locked. MLGW and the Memphis Police Department are continuing to investigate.

Submitted on 01/02/2012

Submitted by: Mark Havener
Reference: www.wmctv.com 12/31/2011

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Bruce said:
Definitely Keep: For Darwin's Eyes
When will we ever see an end to al these crispy copper crooks?


James said:
Definitely Keep: For Darwin's Eyes
At this point, I wonder just how many kilowatts of perfectly good electricity has been wasted cooking these mooks...thanks, Mark!


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