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Wounded by invading monkey escapes

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The man who broke on Sunday (13) where the monkeys live in the Municipal Park Zoo "Quinzinho de Barros," in Sorocaba, was taken to Regional Hospital and fled after being medicated, according to a spokesperson for the hospital.

During the confusion in the zoo, the man came to be attacked by the monkeys invade the room. He said on Sunday afternoon (13) who entered the site because it was hot and wanted to swim. "I thought pretty much jumped into the water and play with the monkeys. And the monkeys took my arm," said the mechanic.

The spider monkeys are on an island in Lake of the zoo. The man said he wanted people close to bathe and took off his shirt. He jumped a fence that surrounds the lake and the water was waist. In the videos and photos taken by witnesses is possible to see some monkeys stretching his arms to the attacker, who has just accepted the invitation and gives bad about it.

When you get rid of the animals and return to the safety of the bank, he assumed that he drank. He had scratches and bite marks on her arm and back. The images show the blood spreading over the water of the lake and down the sidewalk when the mechanic is removed with the help of those who witnessed the fact. Rescuers Service Mobile Emergency Care provided care to the mechanic, who also reached the monkeys. One of them was part of his face swollen, but not serious.

The mechanic had scratches and bite marks on hands and arms. "I can not stand the pain," said Santos, after being served by the SEMC.

Submitted on 11/15/2011

Submitted by: Nelson Biagio Junior
Reference: http://g1.globo.com/sao-paulo/noticia/2011/11/ferido-ao-invadir-recinto-de-macacos-foge-apos-medicac

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Bruce said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
So this guy jumped into the pond that serves as a barrier to an island full of wild monkeys? We have lots of stories involving idiots with wild animals but nothing quite like this. Thanks, Nelson!


James said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
Sao Paulo is a large city (7th largest in the world), so the probably of idiots living there is high. Sao Paulo is also close to some of the nicest beaches in the world. If he wanted to swim, why didn't he just go to the beach instead of the zoo? Mind-boggling...! Thanks, Nelson!


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