The first time, we hit the bump, flipped, and landed twenty feet down the hill with the wagon on top of us. Barely missing my arm and my brother's neck. And if that wasn't enough, we took the ride again, this time miraculously escaping an untimely demise elicited by the bump, and cheered while going down the rest of the steep hill. until we realized that the path ahead of us included a raised hay shed on stilts. We jumped out just in time to hear the...Bam. The wagon took out about half of the stilts, wrecking the shed. My brother and I escaped with our lives; The hundred pound steel wagon wasn't that lucky, sustaining damage that rendered it useless.

Submitted on 10/04/2011

Submitted by: Pvt. Wilhelm
Reference: Personal Account

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Bruce said:
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How on earth did you not see the shed until after you were going down the hill?

Candi said:
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What Bruce said!

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