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Bullfighting traffic

2011 Reader Submission
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17 Year old Antonio Martins, from Castelo Branco, Portugal, doubly inspired by both the old tradition of bullfighting and the new trend of posting death-defying videos on YouTube, has now made a positive contribution to the gene pool by removing himself from it. On a late Friday night, Antonio decided that attempting to bullfight incoming traffic would be a sure-way ticket to Internet fame on a primary road. One has to wonder whether he succeeded.

Submitted on 07/26/2011

Submitted by: Joao Rodrigues
Reference: http://noticias.sapo.pt/info/artigo/1171433.html 24 July 2011

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Bruce said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
This is the first time I've heard of this sort of blatant stupidity. Thanks, Joao!

Candi said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
Bull-fighting *traffic*!?! Thank you, Joao!

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