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Voluntary self burial

2011 Reader Submission
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A 35 year old guy in Blagoveshchensk decides to prove his courage by spending a full night in a self made coffin (fitted with breathing tubes) and getting his best buddy to bury him in his backyard. The two dig a 50 cm deep hole and he lays in the coffin with a blanket, a bottle of water and his mobile phone (for emergencies you know...).

The friend lays the coffin in the hole and proceeds to bury his pal. Then he goes back home and receives a first call from his underground buddy, reassuring him that everything is going fine.

The morning after the "undertaker" goes back to his "zombie friend" house and starts to dig him out.

The terrain is heavy due to the rain that fell during the night.

Unfortunately it appears that the rain and consequent mud had clogged the breathing tubes, leading to our Nosferatou's early demise for asphyxiation, leaving him no time to make an emergency call.

Source: http://www.corriere.it/esteri/11_giugno_01/russia-muore-sepolto-vivo_ddfa596a-8c2c-11e0-a34b-093db30f09b8.shtml

Submitted on 06/01/2011

Submitted by: gavino
Reference: corriere della sera 1/6/11

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Bruce said:
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What an absolutely BIZARRE thing to do. I guess he ultimately got what he wanted though since he's now going to spend eternity in a coffin... Thanks, Gavino!


James said:
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I imagine "Nosferatu" must have had quite a "final look" etched upon his face when he was dug up! This is certainly one of the more macabre submissions I've seen here on DA! If nothing else, at least he took a "test drive" before committing to the grave for good! Thanks, Gavino!


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