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Dynamite

2011 Reader Submission
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I was a LAFD fireman working at FS 37 which is near UCLA.

Around noon we responded to an explosion in a residential neighborhood. When we arrived there was a corner house that was completely demolished, the rubble was about 3 feet high and every piece of lumber was completely splintered. Windows were broken up to a block away and a 2-story apartment next to the house had the entire back wall caved in. Neighbors had pulled two victims from the rubble.

The victims were 2 young men, UCLA students who had heard you could shoot into dynamite and it wouldn't explode, so... They somehow got a case of dynamite, set it at one end of the hall in the house, then started shooting into it with a .22 rifle from the other end of the hall. They were wrong.

They both had numerious injuries including large splinters sticking into various areas of the body, the worst was a splintered 2 x 4, about 2 feet long sticking into one young man's groin.

Submitted on 04/02/2011

Submitted by: fantum
Reference: FS 37 Log circa 1970

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Bruce said:
Definitely Keep: Personal Account
Wow, talk about the height of stupidity! If you could find any documentation (newspaper articles, etc) to back this up please let us know as it would make for a great Honorable Mention if we can verify it!


Candi said:
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They 'heard' and didn't verify!? Just started shooting!?! Thank you, fantum, and please submit again!


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