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Where Is The Bloody Elevator?
Went to his head
Dynamite
"Barracuda Aren't Dangerous!"
Private + Grenade Launcher
Couple having sex while driving bla
You've got a friend
Naval Intelligence
Exploding gutter
Thinking ahead
Going up outside the Elevator
fatal fall from tour bus bathroom
nominee stopped by the police
Man Plunges Down Elevator Shaft
Man removes balcony with jackhammer
Man killed in semi-trailer stunt
oops my bad
Power pilon Fall
Person apparently electrocuted at A
Once More Copper Proves Deadly
metal thief and a 11000v cable
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Darwin Awards
2011 April Slush Pile

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but still awaiting Darwin's "final selection".

Stories Ranked by Vote

Where Is The Bloody Elevator? 9.0 (261 votes)

Went to his head 8.8 (115 votes)

Dynamite 8.4 (61 votes)

"Barracuda Aren't Dangerous!" 8.3 (99 votes)

Private + Grenade Launcher 8.3 (71 votes)

Couple having sex while driving bla 8.2 (58 votes)

You've got a friend 8.1 (26 votes)

Naval Intelligence 7.8 (83 votes)

Exploding gutter 7.8 (53 votes)

Thinking ahead 7.8 (40 votes)

Going up outside the Elevator 7.7 (48 votes)

fatal fall from tour bus bathroom 7.6 (31 votes)

nominee stopped by the police 7.5 (46 votes)

Man Plunges Down Elevator Shaft 7.3 (16 votes)

Man removes balcony with jackhammer 7.0 (23 votes)

Man killed in semi-trailer stunt 6.7 (18 votes)

oops my bad 6.5 (28 votes)

Power pilon Fall 6.2 (20 votes)

Person apparently electrocuted at A 4.5 (14 votes)

Once More Copper Proves Deadly 3.3 (19 votes)

metal thief and a 11000v cable 3.0 (15 votes)

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