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Worlds End Highway Hijinks

2011 Reader Submission
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Its a balmy spring night. 3 sisters have all caught up for a good time. They spent their evening dining and drinking in a fancy restaraunt catching up on old times. The mood is very merry indeed. After consuming thier quota they decide to call it a night and drive home.

Now sometime on the way home driving down the "worlds end highway"(this is its real name) the older two sisters decide to do a spot of car surfing on the bonnet of their car. Now this is a public road at night with a speed limit of 110km/hr. The only problem the wana be car surfers are the elder and the only two who are licenced to drive. Not to worry the 16 yo is ok behind the wheel even tho this sister has never owned a licence.

You can probably guess where this is going....or can you. So the sisters by this stage are thoughhly enjoying their spot of hijinks sitting on the bonnet with not a care in the world. Although one of them should have been concerntrating on her failling grip. But she doesnt and she falls travelling at close to the 110km/hr speed limit!

As this happens the young driver comes to a halt the other sister has managed to stay on the bonnet this whole time(well done u say...uh wait just a minute). After seeing he beloved sister fall off the bonnet she runs to her aid in a fit of drunken hystaria.

As one sister lay dead on the road. The other sister runs to her aid only to forget the golden rule look left and right before you cross the road. As a result of this lack of common sense she is struck by a car travelling in the opposite direction and also killed.

There are so many morals to this story. The real unfortunate part however is the poor guy who was minding his own buisness driving home has been charged with dangerous driving, as if he somehow could have somehow avoided Darwins wraithful scorn for the would be hi-jinks heros...

Submitted on 03/28/2011

Submitted by: Stuart Binnion
Reference: http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/8111497/two-girls-die-in-car-surf-stunt

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Bruce said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
Although car surfing stories are quite common I'm voting for this one due to the extreme nature of the idiocy involved. Two drunk sisters climb onto the roof of a car and let their unlicensed 16 year old sister get up to speeds in excess of 65MPH? Un-freaking-believable. Most car surfing stories we get don't come even close to that sort of speed. If this doesn't scream "Darwin" I don't know what does. Thanks, Stuart!


Candi said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
Un-freaking-believable.


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