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The stupidity of teenagers-update

2011 Reader Submission
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This is just a simple piece that I should have put on the end of "The stupidity of teenagers"-2011 Slush Pile, this is not a new story but merely an end note to "The stupidity of teenagers".

The roadcone jousting: These roadcones were "permanetly borrowed" from some roadworks near school and the two wearers "dux" and "derp" were using these cones as helmets, going by another friends story when they collieded the points of the cones hit, thus ramming the cones onto their heads and since the cones didn't fit their heads instead they brusied them- severley.

The "shin kicing game" was a test of endurance that lasted for 2 weeks between "afro" and "dux" and saw both of them with sevre brusing to their shins, I won that championship becasue I used to wear steel toed boots!

Gridiorn Kickstand: check the 2010 slush rejects

and finally as a note to "Bruce" the moderator I was only involved in Gridiorn Kickstand- as the kickstand, I am not an athletic person so I wouldn't be dfoing flips anyway.

So these are just little bits that I should have added to "The stupidity of teenagers" and I hope they can be added in the near future, thanking you, Bails

Submitted on 01/19/2011

Submitted by: Bails (nickname)
Reference: eyewitness-2010

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Bruce said:
Definitely Keep: For Darwin's Eyes
A little bit of a followup to http://www.darwinawards.com/slush/new/pending20110116-022058.html. Thanks again, Bails!

Candi said:
Definitely Keep: For Darwin's Eyes
What Bruce said.

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