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sex doll river ride

2011 Reader Submission
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A woman has been rescued from the Yarra River in Melbourne after she lost her grip on the blow-up doll she was riding.

A 19-year-old woman and a 19-year-old man were floating down the river in the city's north-east about 4.30pm yesterday using the inflatable dolls for buoyancy.

The woman lost her grip on the doll when they hit turbulent water, grabbing hold of a tree while yelling for help.

A kayaker took life jackets to the pair, who escaped injury and were rescued by the SES.

Submitted on 01/16/2011

Submitted by: Anonymous
Reference: http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2011/01/17/3114110.htm

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Candi said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
What were they *thinking*?!

Bruce said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
The only thing missing here are photos of the couple and their errant flotation devices... Thanks!

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