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A Christmas Prank

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My friend, Dennis, thirty-five years old, was a consummate practical joker. One Christmas evening he targeted his friend’s home for the prank. In the dark, using a long ladder, and in the midst of loud carols emanating from inside, he carefully climbed onto the second story roof and made his way to the chimney of his friend’s fireplace, which was not in use at the time. His plan was to drop his pants and underwear, position himself over the chimney, and, yes, relieve himself right into Santa’s pathway. As he concentrated on balancing himself over the chimney and at the same time lowering his pants, he slipped on the frosty tiles just as he initiated the passage of ‘material’ into the chimney. He rolled and slid down and off the roof, and fortunately for him he landed on/in a huge snowdrift aligned with the edge of the roof. The clamber on the roof alerted the house occupants. They peered out their living room window to see Dennis trudging through the snow all the while trying to pull up his pants. If it were not for the snowdrift, this practical joker would have easily broken his neck. This event did not deter his spirit … he went on to perform a host of other such practical jokes … fortunately or unfortunately, none that removed his genetic material from the human gene pool.

Submitted on 01/13/2011

Submitted by: Wayne
Reference: Canada ... 1977

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Bruce said:
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Your friend as a very unusual sense of humor. He's lucky he's still around to make the most of it. Thanks for the story, Wayne!

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Thanks, Wayne!

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