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Drunk Woman Fall from Moving Motorh

2010 Reader Submission
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Darwin/Wendy says, "Thank you for bringing this story to our attention. Truly, falling out of a moving motor home is clueless, and deserves scrutiny by the Darwin Awards committee. However, what the heck? Did she just open the wrong door? If that's all that happened, it hardly meets the criteron of monumental stupidity in the face of all reason. So unless further details convince me of the merits of the case, I'll leave this nominee in the Sliush Pile."
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Drunk woman falls from moving motor home

Last Updated: Wednesday, October 20, 2010 1:10 PM

DEFUNIAK SPRINGS, Fla. (AP) --

A 55-year-old Alabama woman has been injured after she fell out of a motor home traveling on a Florida interstate while trying to use the bathroom.

The Florida Highway Patrol said Sharon Glover had been drinking when she fell out of the moving motor home near Pensacola on Tuesday. She walked to the rear of the vehicle to use the restroom, fell and slid 100 feet on the pavement before landing in the grass.

She was taken to the hospital with serious injuries. Authorities said it's unclear if she opened the wrong door or

leaned on the door.

The driver, Bonnie Rickett, noticed Glover had fallen out of the motor home and pulled over about a quarter mile from where Glover fell.

No charges are pending. Rickett, Glover and another passenger are from Midland City, Ala.

Here is the link to the News channel

http://www.baynews9.com/article/news/2010/october/163802/Drunk-woman-falls-from-moving-motor-home

This story if just too funny. I guess opening the wrong door on a moving vehicle can be deadly.

Submitted on 10/25/2010

Submitted by: Allison Mammen
Reference: Bay News 9 10/20/2010

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Bruce said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
Drunk or not she should have been able to distinguish the door to the outside from the door to the bathroom. I just wonder how long until the lawsuits against the company that built the motor home start...


Candi said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
Um, aren't the doors generally at least somewhat different? Seriously! And Bruce is probably right about the lawsuits.


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