Man needed surgery after sex with hedgehog A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after he had sex with a hedgehog on a witchdoctor's advice

Zoran Nikolovic, 35, from Belgrade, says the witchdoctor told him it would cure his premature ejaculation.

He said he had not yet told his girlfriend about his spine romance and added: “God knows what she will think of me. I don’t know whether she’s more likely to dump me for being some kind of pervert or for being such an idiot.”

He explained: “I was so ashamed to go to a normal clinic to discuss sexual problems that I was ready to try anything. When the voodoo man suggested having sex with a hedgehog I walked out. But he guaranteed me total discretion and 100 per cent success so I decided to try it.”

A hospital spokesman in Belgrade, Serbia, said: “The animal was apparently unhurt. The patient came off much worse from the encounter.

“We have carried out similar operations before, but only on people who have been in accidents. No one here has ever come across anything like it, and I doubt any of us ever will again.”

Submitted on 10/07/2010

Submitted by: thc1620
Reference: thesun.com

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Bruce said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
I don't know about you, but if a witch doctor told me to go have sex with a wild animal I'd tell him to go for a long walk off the roof of a skyscraper. Thanks!

James said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
I know superstition still exists to some degree in the Balkans, but this is ridiculous! I wonder if one can sue a witch doctor for malpractice...!

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