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2010 Reader Submission
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Wendy says, "Added to the Archive."

ORIGINAL SUBMISSION:

Via Dutra ("Dutra highway") is probably *THE* most important highway in Brazil. It connects Rio and São Paulo. It has a HUGE amount of traffic on it. It has a HUGE amount of heavy trucks in it. A real nightmare.

Picture this: A young couple, driving in Via Dutra at 6 AM, under heavy fog, decided to park the car for a quickie. And yes, they parked in the right lane of the road. Not in a gas station or a restaurant -- in the f*cking road itself.

A huge cargo truck comes by and run over the car, killing immediately both of them, naked, during intercourse.

I mean, come on. Two for the price of one, DURING reproduction, in a very, very stupid way -- you guys should put it in the FAQ, as a textbook "Darwin Award" example.

Here's the (lousy) auto translation from Google. If you guys need help with it i'll be more than glad to help.

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Submitted on 07/01/2010

Submitted by: Marco Lazzeri
Reference: globo.com (link above)

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Bruce said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
While car accidents, especially in fog, are extremely common, the sheer idiocy of these two stopping for a "quickie" right on the road just boggles the mind. Thanks, Marco!

Candi said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
Oh sheesh!

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