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How not to park your Jet Ski

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This video was just forwarded to me. I think it pretty much speaks for itself. A guy tries to load a Jet Ski into the back of a panel van by having the van back into the water far enough to ride the Jet Ski into the back. Not surprisingly the end result isn't exactly what he expected, but exactly what pretty much anybody with an ounce of intelligence would expect. He's darned lucky he didn't drown.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wak32ZpnCyg

Submitted on 06/15/2010

Submitted by: Bruce
Reference: Youtube - 6/11/2010

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Candi said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
This guy was realllly trying...

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