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Pot Head

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I'm an RN in the Emergency Department at a University Hospital and we had a prisoner who's wife brought him a large bag of marijuana in her mouth. She passed the bag during a good-buy kiss before she left. The prisoner attempted to swallow the bag of pot, but it unfortunately became lodged in his airway. He began to choke and the correction officers attempted to perform mouth to mouth but were unable to get air into his lungs. He arrived to the hospital in cardiac arrest and was resuscitated but had no brain activity after a few days. His life support was turned off after three days on a ventilator and there is a rumour that his wife will be brought up on manslaughter charges!!

http://www.rep-am.com/articles/2010/06/05/news/local/487472.txt
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SHARON, CT ? A local man died in prison Wednesday, reportedly after choking on a plastic bag of marijuana he was trying to keep from guards.

State police detectives from the Eastern District Major Crime Squad are investigating the untimely death of Frank Campbell, two days after he suffered a choking episode at the Osborn Correctional Institutional in Somers. Department of Corrections spokesman Andrius Banevicius confirmed Campbell's death, but declined to give details pending the outcome of an investigation.

Campbell's mother, Anne, said Friday she told police she believes her son died as a result of mistreatment by prison guards. She confirmed a police investigation into her daughter-in-law, Alicia, for allegedly delivering marijuana to her son in a plastic bag. She confirmed a police account that her son swallowed the bag after it was found, rather than allow guards to confiscate it.

"He wasn't breathing for 11 minutes," she said, blaming correction officers she believed had beaten him previously. "I think he was choked."

State police Lt. J. Paul Vance said the incident followed a visit with relatives Saturday. "He suffered a choking incident," Vance said.

His rap sheet was in a side bar article!!

Frank Campbell, 2005 conviction on drug, weapons charges
Frank Campbell, 2001 breach of peace conviction
Frank Campbell, 2001 cruelty to animals conviction
- - - Convicted of having sex with a cow!!!!!!
Frank Campbell, 2009 drug and larceny conviction
Frank Campbell, 2009 drug conviction
Frank Campbell, 2003 criminal mischief conviction
Frank Campbell, 2005 harassment conviction

Submitted on 06/03/2010

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Bruce said:
Definitely Keep: Personal Account
I've heard that prisoners will do all sorts of crazy things to try to smuggle contraband... Thanks, Robert.


Candi said:
Definitely Keep: Personal Account
His wife may have passed it to him, but he's the one who decided to swallow it! Thanks, Robert!


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