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texting biker

2010 Reader Submission
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This is only an honorable mention SO FAR, texting while steering a motorcycle with their feet.

Submitted on 04/14/2010

Submitted by: john stadig
Reference: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K59eMpWsyNE&feature=player_embedded

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Bruce said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
I don't think there's a whole lot more needed in the description. This guy is just asking to kiss the pavement at a high rate of speed. Thanks, John!


Candi said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
Way beyond the usual "distracted driver"!


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