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Prank yourself out of the gene pool

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A young adult from Milwaukee had the idea that putting on a ski mask and scaring his mother with a faked robbery might be fun. The idea was a great success as far as scaring the poor woman went; she was so scared that she pulled out a .357 revolver and fired several shots at the masked "thief". While no detailed information on the assailants condition is given the report does mention that he was hit to the groin by at least one bullet. The natural redundancy in the male reproductive system may cost the poor prankster his award, but he does deserve a honorable mention at least.

The whole story can be found here: http://www.620wtmj.com/news/local/83626547.html

Submitted on 02/12/2010

Submitted by: Anonymous
Reference: The WTMJ News Team; Feb 5, 2010

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Tracy said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
Faking a robbery when he knows his Mum is armed??? Definitely of DA quality for me - but does need a better more humourous writeup

Shadow said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
As he is alive and his ability to reproduce is yet to be determined, I have to vote for this as an honorable mention, hopefully he won't pull this type of prank again!

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