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fire tender in kilt

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i just had a funny story you might like. i work at the arizona renaissance festival, and we had our opening weekend feb. 6 & 7. the day day started as normal and well...... there is a part of the festival that does re-enactment; crafts, wood carving and cooking. our fire tender/ cooking asst who was wearing a kilt was taking some cooked food out of the brick oven. well for some reason he felt the need to stradle the forged steel door and while taking the food from the oven -the pan caught the door, he paniced , he reacted, he lifted the door he received 2nd degree burns to his twig and giggle berries.he spent the rest of the day in first aid. the next day he felt good enough to return to the show - wearing pants and doing alot of sitting. i guess upon returning from a food run he went to sit down and sat on a nail. the funny thing is that tow years ago he was voted "most accident prone" two years ago

hope you enjoyed thanx

Submitted on 02/11/2010

Submitted by: iain craig
Reference: feb 11/ 2010

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Tracy said:
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Love it - thanks for the story....

Shadow said:
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Definately a personal account, though I find it hard to believe it is definately funny and comic enough :)

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