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Man's Penis Gets Stuck in a Pipe

2010 Reader Submission
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Wendy/Darwin says, "Accepted into the Archive. (at risk survivor)"


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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2798635/Mans-penis-gets-stuck-in-a-pipe.html?OTC-RSS&ATTR=News#ixzz0bwiZydFR

Taken from the website: a man had to be cut from a steel pipe by seven firefighters when he managed to get his penis stuck in it. There is still no explanation of how this occurred, though the article did say he could not be removed from the pipe at first because his constricted blood-flow made him aroused.

Somewhere in here is a joke about "laying pipe" . . .

Submitted on 01/07/2010

Submitted by: Morgan Thompkins, davida kiernan
Reference: The Sun (January 7, 2010), daily telegraph 9/1/10

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Bruce said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
While somewhat similar to a story we got last year involving an Asian man and a park bench I don't think we've had anything quite like this, at least not for a long time. But 7 firefighters to help free him? Talk about embarrassing! Thanks, Morgan.


James said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
What I can't understand is that he somehow got it in there. Couldn't he just have waited and gotten it out? :-) Definitely worth a chuckle and an HM!


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