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Vandal kills himself in German subway

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(15 December 2009, Germany) A U2 subway driver found a dead body laying besides the underground tracks in Berlin. Because there were no video surveillance cameras at that location, it took police two days to reconstruct what had happened. Apparently Yasin A., 22, was alone in the subway car when he decided it would be a brilliant idea to destroy one of the windows. By swinging feet forward from a handrail into the window, he not only managed to burst the glass but also succeeded in being sucked out of the moving train, and was left dead on the tracks. He was alone in the compartment at the time; if an observer had been present in the car, perhaps the young underground rider would not have engaged in destructive nonsense that led to his senseless death.


ORIGINAL SUBMISSION:

A subway driver in Berlin, Germany, found a dead body laying besides the subway tracks. It took police two days to reconstruct what had happened. Apparently, 22 year old Yasin A. was alone in the subway car when he decided it would be a brilliant idea to destroy one of the car's windows. By swinging into the window feet forward, he not only managed to break the glass. He also succeeded in beeing sucked out of the moving train and was left dead on the tracks.

Here's the story from lokal media in Germany.

Thus the rioter died in the U2 -- 17. December 2009 17,33 o'clock, B.Z.

The young underground rioter died a senseless death. Now its identity is clarified. Commercial artist the senseless act, which led to the tragic death of Yasin A. (22)

Senseless death in the course tunnel. The young rioter, who was found dead on Wednesday on the tracks between emperor dam and Theodor Heuss place, is identified.

Yasin A. (22) was obviously torn when out stepping a windowpane from a course of the U2. On Wednesday morning the corpse of the young Spandauers had been discovered by a platoon leader. Few meters beside the dead one a burst windowpane from an underground of the GDR series GI/1E lay, in which no closed circuit television is installed. At the course concerned the fitting damage was found later.

In co-operation with that Federal Constitutional Court could determine the police now, what happened: Therefore Yasin A. at the emperor dam had risen into the underground, noted the video cameras on station. In the course it must have gotten momentum then at the support rods and out-step the disk. It was torn from the course. Which drove it to this act, is unclear.

At the act time the compartment was empty. Someone would be would have been there, the Yasin A. from this destructive nonsense would have held - he would perhaps still live.

Submitted on 12/18/2009

Submitted by: Anonymous
Reference: BZ Berlin, December 17 2009

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Bruce said:
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Gadzooks, what an idiot! I especially like the graphic showing what happened on that website. Thanks for sending this in!


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He apparently watched too many movies...


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