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BAIE-COMEAU, Que. - A would-be thief is in critical condition after getting electrocuted while trying to snatch copper wires from a Hydro-Quebec distribution station.

Quebec provincial police say the 23-year-old broke into the Baie-Comeau facility by cutting a hole in the fence.

Sgt. Martine Isabelle says the suspect made an ill-advised move and received a powerful electric jolt.

She says employees for the power utility found the man.

He was suffering from serious burns and was driven to hospital.

Isabelle says his actions caused a 90-minute blackout in the region, about 400 kilometres northeast of Quebec City.

She says the man could face charges of breaking and entering and possession of a tool intended for burglary.

Orig Link: ca.news.yahoo.com/s/capress/091130/national/thief_electrocuted

Submitted on 11/30/2009

Submitted by: Tony H
Reference: The Canadian Press - November 30, 2009

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Bruce said:
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We're not getting as many stories like this as we used to, and I believe Darwin is still collecting them. Thanks, Tony.


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