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Freeze - Everybody Clap Your Hands

2009 Reader Submission
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Wendy/Darwin says, "Accepted into the Archive."


ORIGINAL SUBMISSION:

I was driving down the road when a man in car in front of me suddenly accelerated, then stopped accelerating but continued going straight, ultimately crashing into a rail as the road curved. I then pulled over to help. I asked him what was happening. he told me he was listening to the Chacha Slide on his car radio, and dancing along. When the words came to "Left foot let stomp" he did just that, flooring the accelerator. Then it said "Freeze" and he froze and then "everybody clap your hands" at which point he crashed.

URL indicates: vassar address, Poughkeepsie, NY

Submitted on 11/19/2009

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Candi said:
Definitely Keep: Personal Account
Talk about a lack of common sense-! Thanks!


Bruce said:
Definitely Keep: Personal Account
I wonder what would happen to the car if the driver was doing the Macarena (yeah, I know it's a dated reference...) Thanks!


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