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A South Carolina man decided that stealing copper wire for its economic value was an quick way to get some cash. Better still, he decided that cutting wire from a live electric grid would make his search for material really easy, there being so much of it around and all. Unfortunately and, for most of us, expectantly, his endeavor was short-circuited, and his defective genes were fried.

From the WSPA web site: (http://www2.wspa.com/spa/news/local/article/seneca_man_found_dead_by_electrical_workers/29024/)

A Seneca man was discovered dead by power workers who were investigating an electrical outage Saturday night. The Oconee County coroner says the autopsy confirms Frankie Sheriff, 34, of Seneca, died from electrocution.

Specimens will be submitted to SLED for toxicology analysis.

Oconee County Coroner Karl Addis says that the body of 34-year old Frankie Sheriff was found by two Blue Ridge Electric Cooperative workers at 11:45 Saturday night behind an old textile building at 120 Old Seneca Road, near Westminster. The workers, who had responded to the location after a power outage around 9:30 pm in the area of south Highway 11 and Old Seneca Road, found Sheriff lying on the ground near two power poles which had three transformers that fed 7,200 volts.

Authorities say that it appears that electrical wires were being cut from the pole and another nearby utility pole that serviced the textile plant and a flashlight and crowbar were found lying near Sheriff. Addis says it is believed that another individual(s) were present at the time of the incident and Oconee County Sheriff’s deputies are investigating.

Addis says that Sheriff’s death is being treated as accidental.

Submitted on 11/03/2009

Submitted by: Brian Shaw
Reference: WSPA TV, Nov 3, 2009

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Bruce said:
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It boggles my mind that we still get so many stories like this. But Darwin is still collecting them, so off it goes. Thanks, Brian.


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A live GRID!?! Thanks, Brian!


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