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.Milk the Balls?
hmm)a lit match always finds a gas leak
. The Cha Cha Slide
.Cooked Meat
. Seattle Ninja
.all for a hat
.Tennis blow
.Nutty Putty Cave
.More than one Fruitcake...
.Man drives over explosives detonato
Grain Bin Too Tall for Power Line
Call for Help, not Jump Out
Light Up My Life
more coke machine fun
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Darwin Awards
2009 November Slush Pile

Submitted by readers & approved by Moderators
but still awaiting Darwin's "final selection".

Stories Ranked by Vote

.Milk the Balls? 9.1 (260 votes)

hmm)a lit match always finds a gas leak 8.4 (58 votes)

. The Cha Cha Slide 7.6 (98 votes)

.Cooked Meat 7.4 (92 votes)

. Seattle Ninja 7.1 (66 votes)

.all for a hat 7.1 (32 votes)

.Tennis blow 6.8 (64 votes)

.Nutty Putty Cave 6.6 (58 votes)

.More than one Fruitcake... 6.2 (41 votes)

.Man drives over explosives detonato 6.1 (33 votes)

Grain Bin Too Tall for Power Line 5.8 (41 votes)

Call for Help, not Jump Out 5.0 (53 votes)

Light Up My Life 4.5 (68 votes)

more coke machine fun 4.1 (96 votes)

Copper Top 3.2 (32 votes)

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