Monday, January 10, 2005 Teener dies of tetanus

A 17-YEAR-OLD resident of Jose Abad Santos town in Davao de Sur died of tetanus Friday days after he was brought to the General Santos City District Hospital due to severe infection on his sexual organ.

Doctors pronounced the boy dead at around 3:30 a.m. Friday.

According to reports, the victim suffered fever days after he inserted a contraption on his sexual organ, purportedly to enhance his sexual prowess.

Using a sharpened tip of a hair comb, a certain friend allegedly bore a hole on the foreskin of the victim's penis and inserted a rounded piece of rubber cut out from a slipper on December 22 last year.

Six days after, however, the boy suffered fever and when brought to the hospital his jaws began to lock.

Doctors tried to revive him but told the victim's relatives that the tetanus virus had already spread to his brain.

Submitted on 08/13/2009

Submitted by: Cyrus the Virus
Reference: SunStar General Santos (Philippines) January 10, 2005

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This almost sounds like a new twist on all that viagra spam I get. Thanks, Cyrus!

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Uh-HUH. And he thought this would work because WHY!?!

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