When my hubby and I got married in 1992,he told me he couldn't have kids( and in all these years we haven't had any).I thought he was born steril(name withheld due to this being a "family" secret) but It was much stranger than that...

I noticed a 1 in wide nasty scar running from the base of his balls all the way to the tip and asked him about it and this is what he said...

"well I was 17 years old when I earned enough for my first basket case,I spent hours re building it and decided to customize it by welding some really awsome spikes down the top center of the tank. when it was all back together and running, I took it for a drive to show it to my friends. then I saw 2 really hot chicks walking down the road,wanting to impress them ,I balanced my legs on the handelbars and hollered'Hay ladies,loo..." never finished my sentance,looking at them and not the road,I didnt see I was vering off the road and in to the train tracks in my path,Feelin'really good,if you know what I mean.almost a perfect dead on hit,The bike stopped,I continued,jolted forward Right over the spikes on the tank. I ripped it from the button on my jeans to the back of my pants sliding up the tank to the handel bars."

His mom confermed his story and showed me the "for family eyes only" scrap book whair she kept

the stitches,as well as other "embarasing" family moments from her 12 kids,and there are quite a few of them.

Yes He was removed from the gene pool...spikes threw the nads will do that!

Could provide pictures of "damage to Items" as proof, But keeping it clean for the kiddies,and people with a week constition,decided not to.

Submitted on 08/01/2009

Submitted by: Loving Wife of an Idot
Reference: 1985 never made it in papper

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Bruce said:
Definitely Keep: Personal Account
Ouch! I'm cringing just thinking about what you described. Thanks, but no photos are necessary!!!

Candi said:
Definitely Keep: Personal Account
17-year-old are not known for their logical thinking, but this is beyond-!

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