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.Interesting Disguise Idea
.Teener Dies From Penis Enhancer
.Who put that Mail Box there!
.Sailors and Mouse Traps
.My Father, the PhD
.'Rappellant' Nature.
.Custom bike show off
.Poor Decision on Major Scale
.If The Bite Didn't Kill Her....
. Hot Dip or Boil in Bag
.Christmas Light Zinger
.nice fishey
.Don't ride an ultralight in the nig
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Darwin Awards
2009 August Slush Pile

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but still awaiting Darwin's "final selection".

Stories Ranked by Vote

.Interesting Disguise Idea 7.5 (121 votes)

.Teener Dies From Penis Enhancer 7.5 (185 votes)

.Who put that Mail Box there! 7.5 (214 votes)

.Sailors and Mouse Traps 7.5 (61 votes)

.My Father, the PhD 7.4 (154 votes)

.'Rappellant' Nature. 7.3 (78 votes)

.Custom bike show off 7.2 (147 votes)

.Poor Decision on Major Scale 7.2 (80 votes)

.If The Bite Didn't Kill Her.... 7.0 (74 votes)

. Hot Dip or Boil in Bag 6.8 (53 votes)

.Christmas Light Zinger 6.6 (63 votes)

.nice fishey 6.1 (59 votes)

.Don't ride an ultralight in the nig 5.1 (73 votes)

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