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x:Next-generation laxative
.I can say I told you so!
.Not baked, really.
.Nail Clipper Circumcision
.Ninja Deer Hunting
.Iceburg Hopping
. Lumberjack Kid
.And WHY did they let him out?
.Horrible Skate Ride
.Spin Cycle
.Cook accidentally blew off hands
Car towing Motorcycle on 401 in To
Man Dragged by Train in Toronto
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Darwin Awards
2009 July Slush Pile

Submitted by readers & approved by Moderators
but still awaiting Darwin's "final selection".

Stories Ranked by Vote

x:Next-generation laxative 8.3 (53 votes)

.I can say I told you so! 8.3 (88 votes)

.Not baked, really. 8.0 (76 votes)

.Nail Clipper Circumcision 7.9 (51 votes)

.Ninja Deer Hunting 7.8 (75 votes)

.Iceburg Hopping 7.5 (40 votes)

. Lumberjack Kid 7.2 (37 votes)

.And WHY did they let him out? 7.2 (43 votes)

.Horrible Skate Ride 6.8 (47 votes)

.Spin Cycle 6.1 (42 votes)

.Cook accidentally blew off hands 5.6 (42 votes)

Car towing Motorcycle on 401 in To 5.6 (41 votes)

Man Dragged by Train in Toronto 5.2 (32 votes)

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