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.Drunk man cuts live power line...
.Double Dipping
.Woman falls out of pickup
.Polly want 38.000 volts!
.Firecracker
.2-strike crook gets cooked
.Man burned opening paint can with d
.Sinking Santa
.Smoker catches Fire at gas statio
Metal theives electrocuted
.Hidden danger of powerlines!
.Snake+Stick=Bad Idea!
.Emissions Increase
Man Shocked While Stealing Electric
Two men accidentally electrocuted t
Electrostupid
2 Electrocuted During Wire Theft
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Darwin Awards
2009 June Slush Pile

Submitted by readers & approved by Moderators
but still awaiting Darwin's "final selection".

Stories Ranked by Vote

.Drunk man cuts live power line... 8.2 (86 votes)

.Double Dipping 8.1 (73 votes)

.Woman falls out of pickup 7.9 (107 votes)

.Polly want 38.000 volts! 7.8 (71 votes)

.Firecracker 7.4 (42 votes)

.2-strike crook gets cooked 7.4 (47 votes)

.Man burned opening paint can with d 7.1 (49 votes)

.Sinking Santa 7.0 (37 votes)

.Smoker catches Fire at gas statio 6.9 (41 votes)

Metal theives electrocuted 6.7 (28 votes)

.Hidden danger of powerlines! 6.2 (22 votes)

.Snake+Stick=Bad Idea! 6.1 (65 votes)

.Emissions Increase 6.0 (18 votes)

Man Shocked While Stealing Electric 5.9 (23 votes)

Two men accidentally electrocuted t 4.6 (20 votes)

Electrostupid 4.5 (46 votes)

2 Electrocuted During Wire Theft 4.4 (19 votes)

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