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.Boom Boom Bees !!!!
.Short Circuit
Gold Rush
.What else do you do on July 5th?
.Cycling Away
This Old Barn
.I want a refund !!
.Bad Idea...worse motivation.
.Why didn't this work?
.How to Dispose of Dynamite
.Caps and Hammers
.Stupid Mistake
Deadly Dynamite Disposal
.Gone fishing with a coat hanger
.Man dies while demolishing shed
Paint Can Golf
.Spinner
Horse tranquilizers help man sleep
Gone Fishing
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Darwin Awards
2009 May Slush Pile

Submitted by readers & approved by Moderators
but still awaiting Darwin's "final selection".

Stories Ranked by Vote

.Boom Boom Bees !!!! 7.5 (170 votes)

.Short Circuit 7.4 (78 votes)

Gold Rush 7.3 (78 votes)

.What else do you do on July 5th? 7.0 (77 votes)

.Cycling Away 7.0 (42 votes)

This Old Barn 6.9 (17 votes)

.I want a refund !! 6.9 (56 votes)

.Bad Idea...worse motivation. 6.9 (67 votes)

.Why didn't this work? 6.8 (50 votes)

.How to Dispose of Dynamite 6.8 (37 votes)

.Caps and Hammers 6.6 (53 votes)

.Stupid Mistake 6.4 (47 votes)

Deadly Dynamite Disposal 6.3 (29 votes)

.Gone fishing with a coat hanger 6.3 (35 votes)

.Man dies while demolishing shed 6.0 (55 votes)

Paint Can Golf 5.5 (13 votes)

.Spinner 5.3 (24 votes)

Horse tranquilizers help man sleep 3.7 (45 votes)

Gone Fishing 2.3 (47 votes)

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