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.Motorized Barstool Adventure
.Plumber's Putty Mishap
.Freezing Worker Burned After Riding
Man Fought Tree, and Tree Won
In your own way...again and again!
SUICIDE bomber!!
A board meeting.
Man dies in manhole trying to steal
Hungry python kills owner
Hooked on the Territory
Shocking Theft Attempt
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Darwin Awards
2009 March Slush Pile

Submitted by readers & approved by Moderators
but still awaiting Darwin's "final selection".

Stories Ranked by Vote

.Motorized Barstool Adventure 8.1 (71 votes)

.Plumber's Putty Mishap 8.1 (102 votes)

.Freezing Worker Burned After Riding 8.0 (94 votes)

Man Fought Tree, and Tree Won 7.5 (58 votes)

In your own way...again and again! 7.3 (65 votes)

SUICIDE bomber!! 7.3 (78 votes)

A board meeting. 6.6 (26 votes)

Man dies in manhole trying to steal 6.3 (19 votes)

Hungry python kills owner 5.0 (16 votes)

Hooked on the Territory 4.9 (26 votes)

Shocking Theft Attempt 4.3 (29 votes)

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